collegesavings:

*old lady voice* back in my day we had to mail our fossils off and wait a whole day for them to be assessed

pale-chub:

jetgreguar:

fatcattrio:

red+blue=purple

HOW DO I EVEN AVOID REBLOGGING THIS 

"Ooh, a baby alpaca! I can take that item off your hands for 4,625 Bells, if that’s OK?”
europatimes:

it really does get better.
epicsovereign:

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested
demonsinsuits:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky
cornflakepizza:

lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

jaydick, except i can’t decide if dick is the one staring at his hand, shocked by jay’s audacity, or the guy laughing hysterically in the background, using the squad car to prop himself up so he doesn’t double over from laughter,
redefiningfood:

The most beautiful breakfast: Strawberry/Raspberry Banana Smoothie bowl with Mango, Dragonfruit and Passionfruit topped with Red Quinoa and White Sesame Seeds, and a glass of fresh Coconut Juice. I was looking for a little detox breakfast after a long weekend of eating and eating and eating in Hua Hin and so I went with a smoothie bowl breakfast but the colours turned out so beautifully that even I was surprised. 
CREDIT HBU.